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Veriac

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Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM
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Available:
1x Super Smelly Pooper Scooper

(if you are lucky enough to know what this is, you might want it)

How to get it:

Come up with the best reason for why i should give you my Super Smelly Pooper Scooper using no more than 50 words (i'm too old to read more than that)

I will hand over the Pooper Scooper (after cleaning it ofc) to the winner on the last day in September.

Veriac



poof masta floof

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Registered: Aug, 2006

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 1, 2010 12:50 AM
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Picking this super smelly ordure up for four straight years with my hands does some damage on the soul. The smell dulls my senses and the squishiness putrefies my hands, all while my employer underpays me due to the economy. This new but smelly scooper could easily transform my life!

-PMF (50 words)

TylerUK

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 1, 2010 1:36 AM
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I deserve the SSPS because I am a gentlemanne of wealth and taste. If given the Super Smelly Pooper Scooper, the amount of Super Smelly **** scooped by the Super Smelly Pooper Scooper will be sizeable; far more so than anyone else's Super Smelly Pooper Scooper. Have a scooper day!

TylerUK

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Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 1, 2010 1:36 AM
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(get it...super...scooper...)

tadpole

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Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM
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I click every day like a trooper
sometimes I fall into a stupor
please do not refuse
I surely could use
your Super Smelly Pooper Scooper

-tadpole

Misko

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 3, 2010 2:41 PM
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Becasue I've been looking for one for over one year! I've borrowed one and had to return it just few days ago. Super Smelly Pooper Scooper can fill the shovel-shaped hole that was left in my heart! You can miss only something you have lost....

ezekial

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Registered: May, 2005

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 3, 2010 10:56 PM
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V: And why should I give you my Super Smelly Pooper Scooper?
ezekial: I know where your characters live.
V:…Uh, zeke, you realize as a non-sub, you can’t actually rob my houses. As far as clichéd threats go, that probably wasn’t your best choice.
ezekial: Quick! Look behind you!
V:…

EasyGoing

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Registered: May, 2006

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 30, 2010 12:39 AM
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I never go to sleep without my pet stuffed microdragon.
I run a covert vampire travel agency.
Was in trouble for smuggling diavovino to miners on TA.
Once I single-handedly built a bar, a storage room and an underground tunnel to Grunden's wine cellar, all in one night.
But I don’t have a SSPS…

EG

Nyin

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Registered: May, 2007

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Sep 30, 2010 2:54 AM
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Ponder this ancient Larkinorian haiku. The choice is clear...

A glint in the sand!
You race for the treasure. Doh!
it is but iron ore.

You live for the thrill
of finding hyperium
or even kithrill.

Loot for your hovel?
No! You've hit a hard rock and
spoiled your shovel.

- Nyin

Misko

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Oct 1, 2010 6:28 AM
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"I will hand over the Pooper Scooper (after cleaning it ofc) to the winner on the last day in September."

As I didn't find the Pooper Scooper in any of my characters and as the last September day already passed, I assume that somebody else got lucky!

TylerUK

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Oct 1, 2010 7:13 AM
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Veriac still has to ask who wants it. I'll asume that he simply hasn't gotten around to it yet.

Also: While you wasn't home Misko has robbed your house. Following things are missing: 11 aqua deis, 9 magic hulls, 2 sense-balls and a raw composium

I needed that comp!

Misko

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Oct 1, 2010 8:09 AM
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If I had the scooper, I wouldn't spent my time robbing.
i.e. Blame Veriac


TylerUK

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Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Oct 12, 2010 6:58 PM
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Misko

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Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Oct 21, 2010 10:22 AM
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Hi Veriac, any chance that you'll finish what you have started?

Misko

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Registered: Jan, 2008

Re: Super Smelly Pooper Scooper! Posted: Nov 8, 2010 2:48 PM
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bump for Veriac

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