Doc, I found something for yer lunatics, is a good prazer for stressesd people.

Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details, beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 a.m. EST. 

God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. 

God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they are usually NOT my fault. 

God, help me not to try to RUN everything, but if You need some help, please feel free to ASK ME! 

Lord, help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it EXACTLY RIGHT. 

God, help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing. 

God, give me patience, and I mean NOW! 

Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I write that correctly?) 

God, help me to finish everything that I sta. . . 

Amen 

After careers which ends this way:

--Lawyers are disbarred. 

--Ministers are defrocked. 

--Electricians are delighted. 

--Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. 

--Alpine climbers are dismounted. 

--Piano tuners are unstrung. 

--Orchestra leaders are disbanded. 

--Artists' models are deposed. 

--Cooks are deranged. 

--Dressmakers are unbiased. 

--Nudists are redressed. 

--Office clerks are defiled. 

--Programmers are decoded. 

--Accountants are discredited. 

--Pastry chefs are deserted. 

--Perfume makers are dissented. 

--Butterfly collectors are debugged. 

--Students are degraded. 

--Electricians are refused. 

--Bodybuilders are rebuffed. 

--Underwear models are debriefed 

--Painters are discolored. 

--Judges are disappointed. 

--Vegas dealers are discarded. 

--Mathematicians are discounted. 

--Tree surgeons disembark. 

and after you receive a paycheck like this:

We appreciate your cooperation, 

THE MANAGEMENT 

Understanding Your Paycheck 
Gross pay: $1222.02 
Income Tax - 244.40 
Outgo Tax - 45.21 
State Tax - 5.89 
Interstate - 61.10 
County Tax -6.11 
City Tax -12.22 
Rural Tax - 4.44 
Back Tax -1.11 
Front Tax - 1.16 
Side Tax -1.61 
Up Tax -2.22 
Down Tax -1.11 
Tic-Tacs -1.98 
Thumbtacks -3.93 
Carpet Tacks -0.98 
Stadium Tax - 0.69 
Flat Tax -8.32 
Surtax- 3.46 
Ma'am Tax -5.00 
Parking Fee - 2.60 
No Pkg Fee -5.85 
F.I.C.A. -10.00 
T.G.I.F. -81.88 
Life Ins. -9.95 
Health Ins. -3.41 
Disability -16.23 
Ability -2.50 
Liability Ins. -0.25 
Dental Ins. -4.50 
Mental Ins. -4.33 
Reassurance -0.11 
Coffee -6.85 
Coffee Cups Calendar -66.51 
Floor Rental -3.06 
Chair Rental -16.85 
Desk Rental -4.32 
Union Dues -5.85 
Union Don'ts -3.77 
Cash Advances -0.69 
Cash Retreats -121.35 
Overtime -1.26 
Undertime -54.83 
Eastern Time -9.00 
Central Time -8.00 
Mntn Time -7.00 
Pacific Time -6.00 
GMT -24.00 
Bath Time -4.44 
Time Out -12.21 
Oxygen -10.02 
Water - 16.54 
Electricity -38.23 
Heat -51.42 
Air -46.83 
Misc -144.38 
Take Home Pay: $0000.02 (This is where the expression "just my 2 cents worth" came from...) 

I wish you all luck!!!!

Lucia