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ADDICTION
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ADDICTION
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ADDICTION
Oh......I didn`t see you there.  Yes........I`m playing TANX again.   I know........I tried to stop!
     It just keeps callin to me man......callin to me.
It just takes control! I have nightmares.........I`m sitting at my computer, innocently checking E-mails and.........BAM !! I`m on the field being chased down by Wreaking Havoc...Taliban Forces...Maxximus..,and The Boxer
  I`M IN FLAMES AND THEY`RE ALL SHOOTING AT ME!!
  OH MY GOD......WHAT AM I GOING TO DO......
  Thank God.....there`s one health powerup left.
   Almost there......almost there.....one more second... 
                    Jake Smith?........OH NO! NO.. NO 

 Then I wake up in a cold sweat...
               Can you do anything Doc?
                               No?.....ok
               See all you TANXJUNKIES on the field
LOLO !!! :D

maybe you discovered a whole new medical condition?
I guess we need some registered TANX therapist's ?:|

park your tank on the sofa and tell me all about it... :p
I know what your feeeeling JJ happens to me to...LMAO !!!ehehehehe
It is mentally safe to feel this way JJ due to high levels of Testosterone. Your addiction 
is one all may experiance in some "MANLY" form or another. However, if the urges arise 
to further your addiction, such as in actually purchasing or stealing a Tank, to blow things up, 

even tho I know this would be fun
, then I'd seek professional help ASAP. 

"Don't let the crazies get ya".

Dr Phil
hey i tried too leave tnax 5 times.it kept sayingliger...liger...come back to me...i cant help it tanx is too fun sometimes muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
o heres a long page blank space


whenever the sound's on and I'm playing tanxs, it kept saying "where's slimshady?" over and over again , it's kinda weird don't you think? I do like eminem's song " The Real Slim Shady " but this , what is up with that? 
* Jen * 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   SPACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH    SPACE    HAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
                  THAT WAS HILARIOUS LIGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLO     SPACE    
                                            MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
thank god, i thought i was the only one .iwas in autozone the other day,somone said yes sir and i spun around 360. whatch your back. turn
WE SHOULD FORM A SUPPORT GROUP.......WAIT!!!! 
                                       THATS WHAT WG IS
 HI.......MY NAME IS JOHN..........AND I`M A TANXJUNKIE
       ( and the group replies........HI JOHN!!!!)
LOL    @ HI JOHN

"and I....am an addict"     lol

funny JJ
      I.......AM YOUR FATHER........LOL
I...am your Fathers  Unkles Sisters Brother Grandfathers Reletive that no one knowes about...
LMMFAO
(stands up and faces everybody in the room)

Hello my name is canTANKerous and I'm a Tanxaholic! 

I was in denial for a long time, saying it just wasn't so... But after I almost bit the head off of the salesman at FRYES for not having any missiles or grenades to defend myself with and "insisted" that my girlfriend call me cTANK, I finally hit bottom and had to face my demons...
 
I called TA (Tankers Anonymous) and I'm in a 12 shot program, Ooops! I mean a 12 step program to get my life back...

Months later...

Hello my name is canTANKerous and I'm a Tanxaholic! You can call me cTANK and I'll see you on the Battle Field instead of that dumb TA meeting!

canTANKerous :D
"FOD MOD Squad"
(GROUP REPLIES)
         Hiiiii   C-Tank. Let me know if your looking for a sponsor in that 12 shot imean step program.Remember, the group is always here to shoot imean talk at,with.
                                  jjdestoyer wg
WWWWWWWHOA!!!!!!!

                

                 I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK!!

                        WHERES MY MEDS??
its ok it will b ok <>  <> :": howdy yall ")_---->

This is tooo funny,

You guys are just a bunch of Addicts trying to receive support from each other.  It's kinda like a h0m0 convention.

Ohhh, I'm one too.  :)  

I'll be shootin you guys in the back.  Watch out.

fast_yz400 WG
I have to say my addiction is "powerups", when they pop up, i get cold chills and hives.  

The thrill of being invenciable.  The fast red moving tank makes me giggle.  The one shot kills.  Wooooooo

Then reality hits, i'm on fire, where's the health up.  Dam ctank (Mr. Straight line, no turning tank) shot all the health ups. 

Then Slayer shoots me for the kill.  Ohhhhhhhh.  How sad.  :)

I have been shot by Slayer, not the good one, but the 0 tank Slayer.  lol

Wife, calls and asks me, you down yet?  I tell her, i'm doing my bills.  Then back to banking off ctank.  lol

fast_yz400 WG
If you are addictied, tell us about it.



     ANYONE KNOW WHEN THE NEXT MEETING IS?
              I`M FEELIN A LITTLE
                             "BLOWN AWAY"
OOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!
      DARNIT TALIBAN
         NOW I`M BLEEDING!!!!
                 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS SAFE!
        NOW I`M GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE!
               DO YA THINK ANYONES ON THIS LATE?
      YOU DRIVE WHILE I SHOOT,
            THEN WE`LL SWITCH
                                    OK?
                             SUNS ALMOST UP
                               DAMN.......DID IT AGAIN!
                     I REALLY GOTTA QUIT THIS STUFF!
        I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!      
'TWITCH".>TWITCH,<~~~SPASM~~


WHOA DUDE.......THAT WAS INTENSE.......CAN I DO IT AGAIN? 
Lmao ADDICTION :O im having trouble just typing this , i wanna get back into the game !! :p
When im in the kitchen making my lunch the p.c calls to me saying you know you want another game ;)
its scarily addictive
 
Oh and the first step is admiting it :p
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT............



           IT PULLS ME BACK IN!


          YOU DON'T LEAVE THE WG......
                   ONCE YOUR IN THEY GOT YOU FOR LIFE!


 YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SOME EXPERIENCE
                      IN REMOTE HISTORY MAN!
  THERES MORE TO THIS THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE.......
        THE WG AND NBK WORKIN TOGETHER
           TRYING TO WHACK OUT THE BFG....


  ITS A MYSTERY
    RAPPED IN A RIDDLE
             INSIDE AN ENIGMA
                           FUN AND GAMES FUN AND GAMES

   (JUST BACK FOR A FIX......)

                                 GOOD TO BE BACK...
                                     WHATCHOUT!!!
How do you talk in the game.I cant figure it out and it is making me mad
whoa old post resurrected glad to see another vet dropping in.
Another "Vet?"

I thought they made animals better :D
no im the real liger its just my account got locked up for certain reasons but im good now so it wont happen