£2.50 and an old bourbon biscuit

I m bidding $0.24 cents. Also tell her the person who wants to buy her has won 12 championships..

Can we have a test drive first?

lmao the conversation has now gone to a whole new low with that comment :D

chris if you said a custard cream,was all yours:D

machismo

 would you believe she got a headache just now:p

Is she good at ironing, washing, cooking and cleaning ;\?

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Lol you messed those up ;) 

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lmao quality backup reply ;) can't debate that :p

Is there a warranty or 'return in 30 days if not satisfied'?

If the "good" has been opened, receit lost, damaged in any way, or packaging discarded. Then i guess not :)

Ok, then what if i'm not satisfied with the 'service' provided? :D

Well you either obtain a refund, swap the product for something of the same value, possibly a toilet brush, or sell it on ebay ;)

Has she been fully serviced already or does the buyer get the pleasure?

I cant afford a woman like that im just a scott:(

*Tries to think of unwitty "sale of product" comment that can ironically be applied to this situation*

*Kills self*

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Cloned "peter01". 

I know how to spell.

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